1 00:00:04,423 --> 00:00:07,423 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,265 Ooh. 3 00:00:18,933 --> 00:00:20,434 I'm sorry about this. 4 00:00:20,436 --> 00:00:22,271 Don't you dare apologize. 5 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:24,772 Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. 6 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,108 Tell him, boys. 7 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,252 - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad. 8 00:00:27,254 --> 00:00:28,318 Whatever. 9 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,657 - Love you. - Love you, darling. 10 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:35,617 Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. 11 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,078 Ooh. Oh. 12 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,288 - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins... 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,832 Ooh! 14 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:42,916 Is he dead? 15 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,129 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. 16 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,215 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. 17 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,050 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, 18 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,053 but, um, Michelle and I, 19 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,762 we've been having some marital issues. 20 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,807 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. 21 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,433 Oh, I don't mind. 22 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,018 Tried couples therapy. 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,478 Didn't like the other couple though. 24 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,108 Oh, it feels good to laugh. 25 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,069 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. 26 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,196 So if either of us says "Oklahoma", 27 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,490 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. 28 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,450 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. 29 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,161 Did ruin the musical for me though. 30 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,205 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'", 31 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:26,793 or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top", or... 32 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,671 - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I. 33 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,798 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,717 I immediately think about my wife telling me 35 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:38,180 that my constant optimism is too much. 36 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:41,808 And this... sharing of feelings 37 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,728 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. 38 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,146 Yes, ma'am. 39 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,606 Well, that's a lesson learned. 40 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,857 Oh, come on now. 41 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,735 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? 42 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,944 I do. 43 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,779 - Oklahoma? - I do not. 44 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,906 Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,348 Jamie? 46 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,808 You up? 47 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,106 Hello? 48 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,858 Is, uh, is Jamie here? 49 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,902 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. 50 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,572 Yeah, I am. 51 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,450 Hi, Jamie. 52 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,078 No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. 53 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,704 Like, 24 hours ago. 54 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,248 How long's a man meant to be alone? 55 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,085 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? 56 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,186 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. 57 00:02:51,188 --> 00:02:53,088 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. 58 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,507 Wow, thank you. 59 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,259 And, Jamie, thank you. 60 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:00,887 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, 61 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,431 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. 62 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,226 But you have really helped me 63 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,312 to feel good about this decision, just by... 64 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,773 being you. 65 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,400 You're welcome. 66 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,526 What? 67 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,778 You said I made you feel good about your decision. 68 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,532 - Yeah. - Did you mean it? 69 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,702 - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome. 70 00:03:22,515 --> 00:03:24,202 I like to make people feel good. 71 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,246 - Mm. - Mm. 72 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,290 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? 73 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,794 Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? 74 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,586 Yes. 75 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,673 It was nice to meet you. 76 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,968 Oh... 77 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,223 Yes, yes, yes! Here! 78 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,808 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! 79 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,146 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! 80 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,607 - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know. 81 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,984 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? 82 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,706 Come on. Sam was more open 83 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:59,779 than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. 84 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,907 What? What's he talking about? 85 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,117 Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know 86 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,451 I like to keep the peanut butter open. 87 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,953 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. 88 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:07,996 Oh. 89 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,248 - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is. 90 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,043 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? 91 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:16,337 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. 92 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,005 I heard my name. What did he say? 93 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:19,841 - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay. 94 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,551 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. 95 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,756 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. 96 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:27,468 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. 97 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,721 Dad! 98 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,484 Practice is canceled. 99 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,072 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. 100 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,075 Metaphor. 101 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,202 - Hey! - Daddy! 102 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,903 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, 103 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:50,695 but hey, that's all right. Hey, buddy! 104 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:51,790 Helicopter! 105 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,667 Oh, you got it. 106 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,961 Two spins. How about that? 107 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,587 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. 108 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,048 - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now. 109 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,928 I missed you so much. 110 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,189 Group hug. 111 00:05:06,191 --> 00:05:07,722 Hey! There he is. 112 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,309 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? 113 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,812 And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now? 114 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,231 - I already had teeth! - And you can talk! 115 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,149 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, 116 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,279 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. 117 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,573 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, 118 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,366 and we're facing relegation. 119 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,909 But why be sorry? 120 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,746 I think it's all going rather smashingly. 121 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,166 Uh... 122 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:38,753 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. 123 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,923 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. 124 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,885 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. 125 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:48,680 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm". 126 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,974 - Jamie. - What? 127 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,518 - Just drink the beer. - Yeah. 128 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,021 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? 129 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,731 Bon appétit. 130 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:01,526 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. 131 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,446 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. 132 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,073 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. 133 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,700 Hey, do you like mythology? 134 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,036 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? 135 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,624 - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no. 136 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,709 What's that? It's my beerby. 137 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,127 - Come on. - Okay. 138 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:22,088 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. 139 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,173 - Keeley. - Hmm? 140 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,259 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, 141 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,386 is that something you'd be interested in? 142 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,696 I don't want you to offer me a job 143 00:06:29,698 --> 00:06:31,756 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. 144 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:35,185 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. 145 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,062 Yeah, they do. 146 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,550 I meant employment. Like job-jobs. 147 00:06:40,552 --> 00:06:43,401 - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot? 148 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:48,156 Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? 149 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,200 Just give it a thought. 150 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,786 Unless you want to carry on doing... 151 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:53,997 What is it you do again? 152 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:58,542 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. 153 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,545 Excellent. 154 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:03,173 - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah. 155 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,467 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? 156 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:11,012 Fries are called "chips". Chips are called "crisps". 157 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,515 And "bangers" aren't great songs, 158 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,726 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. 159 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,271 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? 160 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:22,482 Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle. 161 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,693 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. 162 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,820 Nice recovery. Well executed. 163 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,613 - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah. 164 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,701 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. 165 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:36,248 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. 166 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,331 Yeah, go have fun. 167 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,834 - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you. 168 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,378 - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints. 169 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,088 - I like your style. - Yeah. 170 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,178 Look at this. 171 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:54,640 Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? 172 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,807 I read they do that here. 173 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,310 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. 174 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,519 Having my food teach me stuff? 175 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,521 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? 176 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,648 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. 177 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,442 - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah. 178 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,654 - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm. 179 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,780 Yeah. 180 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,574 Oh. You already done, bud? 181 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,367 Yeah, he probably should be. 182 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,578 Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. 183 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,748 Happens all the time. 184 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,167 - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah? 185 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,324 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, 186 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:26,129 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. 187 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,380 Then I'll send them over to you. 188 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:30,594 Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... 189 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,720 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place 190 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,931 and we can look at them together? 191 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,141 Maybe we're naked. 192 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,143 Oh... 193 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,481 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. 194 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,318 Smart move. 195 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:48,487 Excuse me? 196 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,280 I have to hang out with that prick. 197 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,286 The fact that you would choose to be with him 198 00:08:54,288 --> 00:08:55,575 is frankly mind-blowing. 199 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,452 I'm not with him. We broke up. 200 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,795 We're working together, actually. 201 00:08:58,797 --> 00:09:00,455 And who asked you anyway, huh? 202 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,458 Right. 203 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,460 I didn't know that, so... apologies. 204 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,213 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. 205 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,007 I'll make sure that I text you 206 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,969 anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? 207 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,972 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, 208 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,682 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. 209 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,725 But Sam was wide open. 210 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,561 Now that's what I'm dealing with. 211 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:29,820 Yes. 212 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,196 - Here it is. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,159 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. 214 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,412 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. 215 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:43,039 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? 216 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,708 After we finish. 217 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,751 Mm-hmm. See? I like that. 218 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,962 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. 219 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,715 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. 220 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,093 Okay. 221 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:57,139 Well, six hands are better than four. 222 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,751 Good morning. 223 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,046 Hey, how you doing? 224 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,383 - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker. 225 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,302 Don't you fuck up the match. 226 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,723 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? 227 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,268 Hey, check it out. 228 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,312 You never... Never seen one of these before. 229 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,023 That right there, that's a scone, okay? 230 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,359 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. 231 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,653 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? 232 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,029 Thanks, Dad! 233 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,742 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. 234 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:09,251 - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah. 235 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,961 - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast. 236 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,212 What's wrong? 237 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,464 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. 238 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,715 I-I'm fine, Ted. 239 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,634 No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. 240 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. 241 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,646 Every day... 242 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:33,110 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. 243 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,239 But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? 244 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,577 I'll keep trying. You know I will. 245 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,245 Ready to go! 246 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,126 - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - Yeah. 247 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,046 - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on. 248 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,849 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 249 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,393 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. 250 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,896 So many different challenges and... 251 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,648 - I think... I don't know. - Sorry. 252 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,941 You ever been married? 253 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,568 Ha! 254 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,529 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships 255 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,990 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. 256 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,107 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, 257 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,452 loses its flavor. 258 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,787 - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah. 259 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,825 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? 260 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:30,874 Fire away. 261 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,292 If you were worried about your relationship, 262 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,171 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? 263 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,840 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. 264 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,176 Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. 265 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,554 Used to say I was .001 miles tall. 266 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,520 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? 267 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,771 I think at some point I realized 268 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,486 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. 269 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,199 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... 270 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,162 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. 271 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,331 And then she and this therapist we were working with 272 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,989 decided that maybe the best thing to do 273 00:13:13,991 --> 00:13:15,877 would be to give her a little space. 274 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,841 And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... 275 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,843 Thirty-eight. 276 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. 277 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:30,433 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. 278 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,394 Ah. Thank heavens. 279 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,813 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. 280 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,439 Not Battleships, I hope. 281 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,650 Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. 282 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,403 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. 283 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,363 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. 284 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,240 You mind if I get your take on something? 285 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,367 Wow, of course. Uh... 286 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,122 Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. 287 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:55,148 Um, Team Lasso, as it were. 288 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:58,003 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? 289 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,256 - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh. 290 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,286 Five boys, three dogs, 291 00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:07,470 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, 292 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,057 and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. 293 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,786 Sounds like a full life right there. 294 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,605 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? 295 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,942 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? 296 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,988 That's the thing though, isn't it? 297 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,952 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. 298 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,953 Mm-hmm. 299 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,084 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. 300 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,920 - I think... think they do 999 here. - It is 999. 301 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,421 - Yes. It is, yeah. - For emergencies? 302 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,089 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. 303 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,509 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and... 304 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,718 - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - Yeah. 305 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,720 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances 306 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,680 - just zipping all over the place. - Yeah. 307 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,641 - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah. 308 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,768 - That explains it, actually. - There you have it. 309 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,062 Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 310 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,649 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. 311 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,359 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. 312 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,110 - Let's throw this down! - Come on, boys! 313 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,654 Right, hands in. 314 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,989 On three. One, two, three... 315 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,075 - Richmond! - Let's go! 316 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,249 Let's go! Let's go! 317 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,463 Jamie, you a germophobe? 318 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,881 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 319 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,676 - with the rest of the team. - Didn't want to. 320 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,679 Mm-hmm. 321 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,388 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me 322 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,722 of my grandma with the channel hopper. 323 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,724 You just push all the wrong buttons. 324 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,229 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? 325 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,689 Okay, I'm listening. 326 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,651 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, 327 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,236 and in exchange, 328 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:49,825 I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. 329 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,246 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. 330 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,832 Does that sound fair? Hands in. 331 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,666 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, 332 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,126 but I'm not having the best of days... 333 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,627 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. 334 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,422 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 335 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,299 after I score a goal tonight. 336 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,322 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 337 00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:12,345 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 338 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,150 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, 339 00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:16,850 - I need you to cut the crap right now... - Dad! 340 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,103 Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. 341 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,814 - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad. 342 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,359 Would you sign my shirt? 343 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,486 All right, turn around. 344 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,696 That's pretty cool, huh? 345 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368 Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. 346 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,331 It'll be for you too. 347 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,834 And for me. But... just for us. 348 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,588 - Cool. - Good lad. 349 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,716 Good boy. 350 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,801 Come on, let's get out there. 351 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,930 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 352 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,349 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 353 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,892 - Come on, goalie! - Link finds space. 354 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,310 He rears back to shoot it. 355 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,812 Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! 356 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,857 - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! 357 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,111 - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! 358 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,657 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. 359 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,674 Wanker! Wanker! 360 00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:17,077 And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. 361 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,161 Wanker! Wanker! 362 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,163 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, 363 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:24,125 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. 364 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,169 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. 365 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,879 - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space. 366 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,256 He has Obisanya on the right. 367 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:33,051 No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! 368 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,762 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! 369 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,973 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! 370 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,642 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 371 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,310 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 372 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,313 And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, 373 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,900 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! 374 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,194 - Me! - What's he yelling? 375 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,058 Um, "me". He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back 376 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,323 and repeatedly yelling "me". 377 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,908 Me! 378 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,160 Oh, I thought he was saying "meat". 379 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,830 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. 380 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,249 - Come on! - Obisanya joins the attack. 381 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,002 - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit! 382 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:11,006 Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! 383 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,425 It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. 384 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,237 And you have to say he got off easy there. 385 00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,262 And Obisanya is still down. 386 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,847 - He might be hurt. - Yeah. 387 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,183 Excuse me, mate. 388 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,438 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. 389 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,440 The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. 390 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,776 Nothing wrong with that. 391 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,986 - Sam? - Yeah? 392 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,322 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. 393 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,908 - What is your fucking problem? - Oh! What is this? 394 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,826 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! 395 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,996 - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. 396 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,122 Fucking kill you! 397 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,165 Same team! 398 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,416 Unacceptable, Arlo. 399 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,251 Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? 400 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,337 - Are you mad? So what? - No, but I've wanted to. 401 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,546 - He's my own player. - Yeah, yeah. 402 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,590 - I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be... 403 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:57,010 We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. 404 00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,099 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. 405 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,683 You all right, Sam? 406 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,528 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. 407 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:06,936 But everyone was making such a fuss, 408 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,529 I thought I should just stay down. 409 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,107 No. Listen. 410 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,194 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, 411 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,739 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. 412 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,283 - They'll love it. - Oh, okay. 413 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,788 Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? 414 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,122 Is he okay? 415 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,657 Looks like he'll play through the pain. 416 00:19:28,659 --> 00:19:31,545 Such determination. You love to see it. 417 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,129 Attaboy, Sam! 418 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,298 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, 419 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,425 with an opportunity to tie the game. 420 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:41,012 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? 421 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,475 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. 422 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,566 And he's done it! 423 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,819 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level 424 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,612 in the 38th minute! 425 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,406 He's a special player, Arlo. 426 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,241 Look at this. 427 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,617 And you have to wonder, 428 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,746 where would Richmond be without him. 429 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,835 I'll be right back. 430 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,212 Me! Me! 431 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,672 We certainly haven't seen this before. 432 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,883 Ted Lasso is running into the stands. 433 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:21,011 Well, where the hell is he off to? 434 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,846 He's not slowing down on those steps. 435 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,682 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. 436 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,685 Is he okay? 437 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,562 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted. 438 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,606 - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this. 439 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,690 Thanks, guys. 440 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152 Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. 441 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,184 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. 442 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,947 But, Ted, you're the manager. 443 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:44,409 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. 444 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,338 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. 445 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,383 Bye, Dad. 446 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,375 And it appears Coach Lasso has decided 447 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,461 to rejoin the match already in progress. 448 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,130 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. 449 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,382 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. 450 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,967 - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay. 451 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,471 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. 452 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,894 Okay. 453 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,813 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. 454 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... 455 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:20,028 Jamie Tartt? 456 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,446 He's our best player! 457 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,490 Me? 458 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,033 You don't know what you're doing! 459 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,910 You don't know what you're doing! 460 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,328 You don't know what you're doing! 461 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,955 What on earth? 462 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,374 He's taking off his best player. 463 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,918 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. 464 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,962 - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - Number 16, Robbie Roberts, 465 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,588 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. 466 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,631 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. 467 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,052 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. 468 00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,765 The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. 469 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,603 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? 470 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,617 Oi, sit down and listen. 471 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,066 We got ourselves a tied game. 472 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336 Nice work. 473 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,175 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. 474 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,844 And, look, I know change can be scary. 475 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,970 One minute, you're playing freeze tag 476 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,848 out there at recess with all your buddies. 477 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,310 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. 478 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,688 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk 479 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,690 to check and see how your project's going, 480 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,650 you feel all squiggly inside. 481 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,530 Mm. 482 00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,535 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. 483 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,996 First time I ever saw tan lines. 484 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,638 Most of the time, change is a good thing. 485 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,294 Now, I think that's what it's all about. 486 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,754 Embracing change. 487 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,339 Being brave. 488 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,845 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... 489 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,973 can move forward with theirs. 490 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,018 'Cause maybe... 491 00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,813 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. 492 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406 Obviously by "her", I'm referring to Lady Football. 493 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868 Good save. 494 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,830 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. 495 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,249 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. 496 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,042 Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. 497 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,444 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. 498 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,057 - Never really liked Tartt. - We know, Roy. 499 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,477 Everybody, come on. 500 00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,895 Two minutes of added time remaining. 501 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,106 Still level at two goals apiece. 502 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,692 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. 503 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,235 Here we go. 504 00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,863 Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. 505 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,824 A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! 506 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,883 Come on! 507 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,451 Kent has only one man to beat. 508 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,996 He could take it himself, 509 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,544 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! 510 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,341 Oh! And he buries it! 511 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,218 Oh, my God! Whoo! 512 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,985 Richmond take the lead 513 00:24:31,987 --> 00:24:34,933 with barely a minute of stoppage time left. 514 00:24:41,572 --> 00:24:43,398 Scorer for Richmond's third goal, 515 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,944 number 24, Sam Obisanya. 516 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,037 Yeah! 517 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,454 I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! 518 00:24:58,456 --> 00:24:59,998 No, I love it! I love this energy! 519 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,792 - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah! 520 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,088 That's the way you do it! 521 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,340 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! 522 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,968 Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! 523 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,345 Took balls, what you did. 524 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,557 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. 525 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,644 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. 526 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,731 How about that, Coach? 527 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,440 You hear that, Coach? 528 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,526 Wanker! Wanker! 529 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238 Well, same word, ain't it? 530 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:33,073 Yeah, but different. 531 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? 532 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,080 Who was president back then? 533 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,375 - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?" 534 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,252 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. 535 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,173 You walked me right into that. 536 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,890 Daddy! Dad! 537 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,725 Hey! There he is! 538 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,519 Yoo-hoo-hoo! 539 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,396 How about that, huh? We won one. 540 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,480 - Daddy? - Yeah? 541 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,817 What's a wanker? 542 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653 Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... 543 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:12,641 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. 544 00:26:12,643 --> 00:26:13,905 Make sense? 545 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,366 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? 546 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,201 Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. 547 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,417 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. 548 00:26:20,419 --> 00:26:21,955 Let them see, huh? 549 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,253 Oh, shit. 550 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,382 Yeah. 551 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,801 One touch. 552 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,265 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. 553 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,228 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot 554 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,980 at the exact same time. 555 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,734 So random. 556 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,695 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. 557 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,614 Oh! 558 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,115 - Hey. - Did I scare you? 559 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:01,620 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. 560 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,747 Yeah, Roy, well done. 561 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:07,093 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... 562 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921 It's okay. 563 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,427 Good night, Keeley. 564 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,639 Good night, Roy. 565 00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,518 I look back at everything we've been through, 566 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,229 and I wouldn't change a single thing. 567 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,273 Even now. 568 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527 What are you saying? 569 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,862 Michelle, if there is something I could... do 570 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,493 or something I could say that would make you be happy... 571 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,661 just being with me, I'd do it. 572 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,454 I'd do it in a nanosecond. 573 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,706 But I ain't got no control over any of that. 574 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,671 You don't have to keep trying anymore. 575 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,173 It's okay. 576 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,803 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? 577 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,435 Okay, quick feet. There we go. 578 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,520 Shoot. 579 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:14,067 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. 580 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,487 But you're not quitting, Ted. 581 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366 You're just letting me go. 582 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,995 Yeah. 583 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,498 Come on. 584 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,168 Oh. 585 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,026 You ready? 586 00:28:32,028 --> 00:28:33,587 - Yeah. - Yes. Thank you. 587 00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,881 - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. 588 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:37,173 Hey, buddy. 589 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:39,634 I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? 590 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,428 And we're gonna talk every day? 591 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:44,014 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? 592 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,310 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. 593 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:52,272 Okay now, okay. 594 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,402 Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. 595 00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,886 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. 596 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,804 Thank you, sir. 597 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,433 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. 598 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,840 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net